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by LAMAR BENNINGTONStupid Florida scuba news filler hot off the AP wire. Now we know why Americans elected George Bush not once, BUT TWICE. |
BIG PINE KEY, Florida (18 July 2007)
-- Okay, just when you thought low-brow Florida tourism promoters had finally finished strip-mining the intellectual shallows of inane news blips about underwater weddings, scuba diving Santas and underwater pumpkin carving contests, the AP newswire started bubbling with more REALLY STUPID SCUBA NEWS FILLER FROM FLORIDA.
This week's installment of "How guys with frontal lobotomies rebranded Florida as the mother of America's
cultural decline" features some Disney World "Goofy" wannabes all dressed up like aging and/or dead celebrity rockers wearing scuba diving masks and pretending to play musical instruments underwater. "Dumb" doesn't quite encompass the full impact of this local entertainment vacuum... | 
